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Reply Honestly, General Questions

Question SMS Reply Honestly 1=Us dost ka naam btao jis ko ap kisi bat k lye inkar nai kr skty? Ans= 2=sb se bri khwahish? Ans= 3=apki nzr ma zndgi kya hai? Ans= 4=kisi ko pyar krna mushkil hai ya ksi...

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Aaj halki halki barish hai,

Poetry SMS Aaj halki halki barish hai, Aaj sard hawa ka raqs bhi hai, Aaj phool bhi nikhre nikhre hen, Aaj un men tera akss bhi hai, Aaj badal kale gehre hen, Aaj chand pe lakho'n pehre hen, Kuch tukre...

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“AY INSAN” Tu smjhta hy k hmesha zinda rhe ga.

Anmol Moti "AY INSAN" Tu smjhta hy k hmesha zinda rhe ga. Nhi, jald tera nam zindo ki fehrist se nikl k murdo me shamil ho jayga "WALDAIN" boht roengy phr mayus ho k baith jaynge "RISHTADAR" tum ko...

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Jobs Available Salary Rs: 1,200,000/month

Funny SMS Jobs Available Salary Rs: 1,200,000/month Jobs Details: 1-Train ki headlight fuse hogai hai Us k agay candle le kr bhagna hy. 2-Karachi mei beach pr samandar k pani ko wiper se wapas ander...

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1 PATHAN ki 1 Tang ki Haddi Toot Gaye

Funny SMS 1 PATHAN ki 1 Tang ki Haddi Toot Gaye Hospital Gaya To waha Dosry PATHAN ki 2no Tangen Tooti Dekh kar Bola . . . . . . . "Kya Aapki 2 Biwian Hain''

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Agr sms master ho to Dimagh lagao aur jawab do

Question SMS Agr sms master ho to Dimagh lagao aur jawab do Ek english ka aisa lafz hai jo shoro 'O' se hota hai magar us ki awaz 'V' se nikalti hai, Ye puri angrezi zuban mein ek hi lafz hai Hint: Ye...

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Question SMS Question Nahate hue kya cheez zaroor lagani chahiye? Sochen... ? SOAP ? Shampoo OIL Paani Nhi pata Ans "KUNDI":-)

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Judge: Order, Order, Order

Funny SMS Judge: Order> Order> Order> Pathan: 1 Burger 2 Chicken 1 Cold drink Judge: Shut-Up Pathan: "No Shut-Up, Only 7-Up;-)

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EXPERT DAY

Question SMS =EXPERT DAY= "Me kis kaam mein expert hon . .???" 1,ksi ka dil jeetny me? 2,ksi ko dost bnany me? 3,ksi ko khush karny me? 4,ksi ko pagal banany me? 5,ksi ka dil t0rne me? 6,ksi ko apna...

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Khoob Naam hai “MUHAMMAD”,

Islamic Poetry Khoob Naam hai "MUHAMMAD", Jis pe nukta bhi "RUBB" ko gawara nahi, UN ki Mohabbat se jo munh pherey, Donon Jahan mein us ka guzara nahi, Daman-e- MUSTAFA ko hum chhor dein, Itna kumzor...

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Jis Ne Tujhy Tery Aib Bataey

Quotes SMS "Jis Ne Tujhy Tery Aib Bataey Agar Tujhy Aqal Ho To Beshak us Ne Tujh Par Ehsan Ki Inteha Kardi" (Hazrat Ali R.A)

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Power of QURAN….

Islamic SMS Power of QURAN. 1.Sura Yasin relief from azaab in the grave. 2.Sura Rehman it will make us rich. 3.Sura Waqiya It will release u from hunger. 4.Sura AL Mulk Brings light in ur grave. 5.Sura...

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Autograph please

Question SMS Autograph plz name. D.O.Birth. Star. ur city name. education . skin color. hair color . fvrt heroin. fvrt hero. fvrt firut. fvrt flower. fvrt book . fvrt personality . fvrt cricketr. fvrt...

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Rishton Ki Khoobsurati Ek Doosre …

Anmol Moti Rishton Ki Khoobsurati Ek Doosre Ki Baat Ko Bardasht Krne ma Hai, Be-Aib Insaan Talash Karo gey to Akele Reh Jaoge ...

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Pak rakho Jism, Libas, khayalat…

Anmol Moti Pak rakho Jism Libas khayalat. Qabu me rakho Zuban Nafs Ghussa. Yaad rakho Mot Ahsan Nasihat. Bardasht na karo NaHaQ Jhoot Fahashi. Hasil karo ILm Dua Aetimad. Zaya mat karo Sihat Moqa Dost....

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Mera Lafz Lafz Dua Dua!

Dua SMS Mera Lafz Lafz Dua Dua! Mery Ansoon Se Dhula Hoa! Tumhen Zindgi ki Seher Mily! Tumhen Khushboon ka Shehr Mily! Na Lgy kbi Tujhy dard-e-Ghum! Teri Ankh B Na Kbi Ho Num! Tera Piyar Jis Pe Nisar...

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You have only two options in life.

Anmol Motil You have only two options in life. 1 --> ACCEPT 2 --> CHANGE So Try to accept what you can't change And Try to Change what you can't accept...

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Sweet things are easy to buy…

Dua SMS Sweet things are easy to buy But sweet people are difficult to find Life ends when you stop dreaming Hope ends when you stop believing Love ends when you stop caring Friendship ends when you...

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QURAN hum sy puchta hy?

Islamic SMS QURAN hum sy puchta hy? Amal Ki Kitab Thi Wazefon Ki Kitab Bana Diya. Samjhne Ki Kitab Thi Parhne Ki Kitab Bana Diya. Zindon Ka Dastoor Tha Murdon Ka Manshoor Bana Diya. Inqelab Ki Kitab...

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Zardari hajj krne gya to logon

Zardari SMS Zardari hajj krne gya to logon ne shetan k bajaye Zardari ko pathr marey… Shetan jhoom jhoom kr bola: Ae khuda merey Abbu salamat rahain@…

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